Victory vs Crawley!1-6

Capt P asked for a fast start to unsettle the opposition so Will set off with a direct run from pushback to set the pace.
BAM! 5 minutes later Charlie's shot was past the goalie and defenders but they'd put some evil spin on it so the ball was coming away from goal. Tim had to apply a Dan-like 3inches tap-in for the first.
WHAM! 7 minutes later Charlie hits a second and Crawley were rocking.
OOPS! 4 minutes later Crawley managed to score against the run of play.
WHISTLE! The first half time was followed by Simon pointing out they'd blown way too early so the rest of the first half was back on with no mercy.
WHACK! James H strikes the next short straight into the goal.
BIFF! Goalmouth scramble for Charlie's second.
WHISTLE! Real half-time and Capt P instructs us to win the second half (as he wasn't sure of the score at the two half-times).
THUMP! Charlie grabs a hat trick.
WHOOSH! Russ appears in their D and pushes us further ahead.
SPLAT! Stan is clearly thrown to the floor by their keeper while in full control of the ball. No whistle, no card, no nothing.
ZAP! Lucas tricks two of their defenders and sends James R on the attack
KRUNCH! Capt P is felled by an ankle shot from their defence but bravely continues to shout from the sideline before returning to the fight.
OUCH! 10 minutes of pressure from Crawley ends with Gazza sacrificed himself by diving to the ground to save a goal (which wouldn't have counted). Blood oozed from between his fingers but Russ wasn't impressed as there was no visit to A&E.
VICTORY! With another win the Invincibles went to the Crawley clubhouse to watch GB Ladies win, to witness the smallest bar bill ever for a hat trick and to see Gazza turn pale as Sam loaded his plate with baked beans. YUK!

Report by Tim Laughton